Picture you rollin’: you’re sitting in a hot tub, several fly women flank you on both sides, everyone is sipping the finest of bubbly, all while the late, great Notorious B.I.G. is providing the illest and most necessary soundtrack to this decadent scene. Pro tip, these should be the exact words that you should say to these ladies to take things to next level: “Honey check it, tell your friends, to get with my friends…at the Bad Boy Dance Party thrown by Dizon Dreams in conjunction with The 5th Element Magazine…and we can be friends. Sh*t we could this every weekend. Aight? Is that aight with you?” And by this time, you’ve got ’em in the palm of your hand right? So close it out with: “Yeah…keep bangin’.” Then raise your champagne flute to the sky as if the gods were blessing the very game you were just spittin’.